Pandora: Effy doesn’t do doughnuts.
Thomas: I see. So what does she do?
Skins - 3.03 Thomas.
Effy: Come on, JJ. Don’t be pathetic. It’s easy. Just tell me something true. Tell me. Tell me now!
JJ: I love you.
Effy: Well, everybody loves me.
JJ: That’s a relief.
Effy: With the possible exception of darling Ma and Da. They don’t love me so good.
JJ: Why’s that?
Effy: Cos I won’t let them fuck up their lives in peace. So I’m being a total bitch to both of them.
JJ: What did they..?
Effy: Oh, she fucked his boss and he behaved like a complete dildo as usual.
JJ: Sounds bad.
Effy: It’s well bad, JJ. I’m officially off the rails. You should try it.
Skins - 3.07 JJ.
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.